gi joe

verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.

Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:

Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.

by spokmage May 30, 2007

GI GETTAIL

A gangster of a person who is an expert at obtaining sexual pleasure from their desired partner

"Get some GI Gettail"

by ang071905 March 7, 2009

gi Jody

The gi Jody is the act of a service member having intercourse with a civilians girlfriend.
The gi Jody cannot be performed by reservist, natty guards, or coasties.

Soldier #1: bro, this weekend was great, I hooked up with this girl who was dating this punk rock bassist
Soldier #2: that's an epic gi Jody bro, hooah

by thesoldierbob June 19, 2013

Gi-Nam

A blow job, head, dome and etc of the highest quality. Dome so extraordinary, it causes the receiver to speak foreign languages.

Huey: Yo cuz, I got with Amy last night, she gave me that ill Gi-Nam.

Philip: Ya cuz???
Huey: Dude she had me speaking Hebrew, Arabic, and Mandarin.

by Huey_PQ December 13, 2013

GI Joe arms

A phrase describing an overweight girl's arms that are so large that the fat hangs over the elbows creating a defined line between the forearm an the tricep. The result is that the arm looks like that of a GI Joe figure.

That girl needs to go to the gym. She's got GI Joe arms.

by The ForReal Deal April 25, 2006

GI-mountain-GANTIC

The kind of word you think of when doing a report on The Hobbit at 10 at night

The dwarves live in a GI-mountain-GANTIC town.

by CheeseLlama January 23, 2009

gi normous

Something that is gigantically enormous.

That hamburger was gi normous!

by Ptowndizzle March 11, 2009