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Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
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Geometry dash player

Another way of saying “No friends” or “virgin “

Geometry dash players will generally have at least 5 broken mouses do to clicking their mice very hard as well as a broken monitors due to rage.
Another way of saying “No friends” or “virgin “

Geometry dash players will generally have at least 5 broken mouses do to clicking their mice very hard as well as a broken monitors due to rage. Person: Hey, do you want to go out?

Gd player: I play geometry dash.

Person: Never mind ew.
by Cookiekoneko June 20, 2023
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Trumpian Geometry

A postmodern form of geometry that promotes flawed thinking, where the correctness of a proof is relative—for example, in a geometric figure, if an angle looks right, then it is unquestionably taken to be ninety degrees; or if a line segment appears straight, then there is no reason to doubt otherwise.
Trumpian Geometry seems to exhibit the pattern of assumption-intimidation-conclusion, where answers to geometric problems are countries-dependent—for example, the answers to most questions when solved in Russia, Saudi Arabia, and North Korea are the same, but are situationally different elsewhere.
by MathPlus September 19, 2020
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Woke Geometry

When math authors or publishers deliberately or inadvertently use religious, satanic, or New Age symbols, icons, or logos, made up of geometric shapes, in their books to bewitch schoolchildren into the occultic or demonic world.
A grade two Chinese title was being recalled because it arguably contains a “woke geometry” item—the publisher has since apologized to its readers for depicting a bloody-looking pentagram, whereby kids are required to identify all geometric shapes that make up the “satanic symbol.”
by Fasters May 1, 2022
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Geometry Dash

A great game that too many people give up on because it’s ‘too hard.’
Man, if you would just practice Geometry Dash, you would actually get good at it!
by Great05 June 19, 2020
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geometry

A VERY hard form of math that is very pointless and will never be used in real life. Involves all shapes and proofs. ugh
Mr. Braddock do we have anything geometry related today?
- No really nothing is geometry related because nothing relates to geometry because it is pointless
by zeusROSS December 2, 2009
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Geometry

The mathematics of the properties, measurement, and relationships of points, lines, angles, surfaces, and solids.
A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
by Hydrangea May 10, 2005
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