Geph

When you inhale somebody’s burp and you kind of enjoy it

Guy 1: Yo bro did you have chipotle today?
Guy 2: Yeah bro bro why?

Guy 3: Because I just Geph(ed) and it was amazing

by GEFFrey_1 May 24, 2019

geophagy

A fucking person who eats dirt

Ari's a geophagy.

by Shmumpet June 14, 2020

Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

The gopher

Putting your fingers in a girl's vagina and then popping your fingers out of her butt, sniffing around like a gopher.

Relax, she is pleased because i gave her the gopher.

by sex master j balls June 18, 2011

Geopreference Disorder

When some chick/guy that you want to screw/date that lives in the same town as you. They find you unattractive compared to another guy/girl that has the same looks, traits, money, etc. but are more than willing to become friends because they are 'from away'.

Guy: Hey I've known you for quite sometime and he have some good times together, do you want to go out on a date?

Girl: No, I don't think so. Oh! That reminds me! John has the same exact car you do, and you both look so much alike, and he just moved here from New York City. We're going out tonight! He's so hot!

Guy: I hate sluts with Geopreference Disorder!

by StonemanPete17 August 17, 2010

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

geohot

The kid who unlocked the iPhone.

Yo geohot is one sick nasty hacker!

by Ben P January 24, 2008