Is an energetic funny guy with lots of friends but I don't know why coz he never answers his phone to any of them. His hopeless with his phone. His always loosing it unless his on the toilet. Thats where he must find it coz his always loosing it or leaving it somewhere. His easy on the eye. And always smells yummy. He has big muscles. And works to hard and burns himself out. Then sooks coz his sick. And blames it on the covid shots. But is a great provider for his family. He spends half his days on the toilet taking a shit and playing on his phone. Then complains thats his legs are numb, And thinks he smells like pot purry but more like something has crawled up his ass and died. He coughs when he cleans his ears. And always stands with his hands behind his back. He likes to fix things well most things except for laptops and phones, u can always find hundreds pulled apart and broken all over the place. When his in a good mood he bounces around like a little school boy. But get on the wrong side of him and you will know all about it.
Girl, "oh wow that guy's cute got big muscles and smells devine"
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
by Cretin dispenser July 4, 2024
Get the GEOFF.mug. by Sweetcirx November 18, 2020
Get the Geoffmug. A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013
Get the moist geoffmug. Geoff is the stupid little brother of Jeff who is always following him and screaming "MY NAME E GEOFF" at the top his lungs.
Jeff: It's so sad that grandpa is dead
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave
by Jeff with a dead grandpa February 23, 2018
Get the Geoffmug. A very cute boy. He has this super cute smile that makes you smile too. Eye contact with him would make any girls heart flutter! He’s just a boy who I’m deeply Fallen inluvv with yep he’s Geoff the boy and man of my dreams. He’s super loyal and has a good heart. If ever you have someone like him dont ever let him go! For he is a great loss...
by Ambrecious January 31, 2020
Get the Geoffmug. A fantabulous human with many skills. He is a very important human. If you ever get hold of a geoff its probably lucky cause there is only one of him.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.
Geoff is great friends with everyone and has great friends.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.
by ElDickhead April 22, 2018
Get the Geoffmug. by BlackJackooo November 22, 2011
Get the Geofffingmug.