Jackass gene

When someone has the irresistable urge to do something stupid and comical despite the judgemental review of his/her peers. It is not unnatural to feel like it is hereditary and passed down from an older brother or sister. Common among large families with elder sons and daughters notorious for being idiotic pranksters and jokers.
Older sibling: You got 10 days of suspension for pulling the fire alarm and setting off the sprinklers again?

Younger sibling: Yeah, I don't know what came over me. I saw the fire alarm and it was like it was calling me. Whats my problem?

Older sibling: Well, like me you also carry the Jackass gene. It's this family's urge to do stupid stuff for fun. Looks like I passed it onto you. Take pride in it.

Younger sibling: Bitchin'
by PoisonToker420 May 27, 2010
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sportfucking gene

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.
"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."
by evecchio April 13, 2010
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Gene Goldstein

A great webcomic creator and flash artist. Made the comic Hyperboy and some flash works include: Hyperboy The Movie, also, Geometry and You.
Gene Goldstein is friggin awesome.
by Dawg January 08, 2005
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Gene Flow

The exchange of genes within a population or between populations by interbreeding or migration.
It is interesting to trace the gene flow of humans.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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gene pool

A pool in which the depth of the pool indicates the health of a person's genetic background. Those who swim in the deep end of the pool generally have good and healthy genes while those who do not are over in the shallow end.
The Bush family is a prime example of a family that has been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool for over 100 years.
by jesster79 March 19, 2005
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Gene Simmons

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while she is on her back, you stealthily take an extra long lick without her prior knowledge and to her surprise lick her butthole.
He went down on me last night and gave me a Gene Simmons. It felt pretty good.
by InventedByKP March 07, 2012
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churchill gene

A gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.

Named after British war-time prime minister, who defeated Hitler's Germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.
Jane: what exams results did you get?
Dave: straight A's cuzz.
Jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
Dave: must be the churchill gene.
by churchill90909 May 11, 2011
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