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Get the Germany mug.The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!
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A fattish german boy who turned viral via youtube, it is undetermined whether he is an actor or not.
The Angry German Kid sit's in front of his computer playing Unreal Tournament and constantly yells abuse and smashes the shit out of his Keyboard in the process, he can't handle losing, he can't handle lag and he can't handle the game not loading.
In the end he goes insane, smashes his keyboard to hell, screams a few more times at the computer and then runs away with a whimpering sound going to have a cry like a little bitch.
Many youtube videos have been made with differant English subtitles to make it funny and fresh each time and even though it's just the same clip with differant sub titles it continues to be funny (as long as the person who makes it isn't a dickhead).
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Used to describe someone who loses their temper or rages at the computer or anything else for no reason.
A fattish german boy who turned viral via youtube, it is undetermined whether he is an actor or not.
The Angry German Kid sit's in front of his computer playing Unreal Tournament and constantly yells abuse and smashes the shit out of his Keyboard in the process, he can't handle losing, he can't handle lag and he can't handle the game not loading.
In the end he goes insane, smashes his keyboard to hell, screams a few more times at the computer and then runs away with a whimpering sound going to have a cry like a little bitch.
Many youtube videos have been made with differant English subtitles to make it funny and fresh each time and even though it's just the same clip with differant sub titles it continues to be funny (as long as the person who makes it isn't a dickhead).
2)
Used to describe someone who loses their temper or rages at the computer or anything else for no reason.
John: OH MY GOD!~!!!!hbvebfhdbfhj jf bvfRAGHH!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T SIMS 3 LOAD!
Steve: Settle down... don't be such an Angry German Kid
Steve: Settle down... don't be such an Angry German Kid
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