He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.
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Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).
Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.
Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.
Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.
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Get the Neo-Gastonist mug.A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.
Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?
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Get the Gaston mug.The most vain Disney Villan of them all. DESCRIPTION: Blue eyes, Black hair, Mostly wearing Red, About 6'0. Age: 36
Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement
Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement
MY WHAT A BITCH, GASTON!
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by Gastón 🧛🏿 November 21, 2021
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