Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

M1 Garand

The sexiest gun in history.

The M1 Garand is my favourite weapon

by YaBoiRetard April 4, 2021

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

garbanzo bean

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008

Garbangler

A person or assshole that dumps his girlfriend and then proceeds to fuck every chick within 10 feet. The women are mostly garbage though.(loose vaginas)

Tom: Hey Bill, I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend and go fuck that one butter face from bio.
Bill: Dude, your such a Garbangler. (frowns in disgust)

by Timothy Arnold Bill April 13, 2009

garan

the life of the party.

hey man look at that dude he's totally a garan, i mean look bro at all those chicks with him dude for real.

by hairy hoel March 23, 2010