Garrett

Garrett is not too tall, not too short and is probably little nerdy looking. Or even more likely looks like Harry Potter. But defying his looks, is funny, theatrical and the perfect boyfriend in the entire universe! He's humble and truthful, and doesnt deny what he is, you're lucky to have one around your arm and dont let him go. Garrett's are absolutely perfect.

Garrett's are the ideal boyfreind, friend, or brother. Embrace your Garrett.

by probably_an_alien13 December 30, 2012

Garrett

Garrett is the best boyfriend anyone could ever have. He has amazing blue eyes that you'll get lost in and thick brown hair that is always quaff. He might not be the greatest looking guy, but he's nice and has a great heart. Give him a change. He's funny, athletic, smart, and most of all, good to the people around him, including his girlfriend.

Laura: Do you see that good-looking guy over there?
Sarah: Yeah he's so awesome. Linda used to date him
Laura: I know. She always talked about how much of a Garrett he is.
Sarah: Yeah, he seems like the perfect guy.

by LadyKilleur6969 February 28, 2013

garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

garrett high school

A high school where only sports matter, the principal is a prick, and the girls sleep with their biology partners. Not one virgin seems to exist. Most girls think they're better than others and the guys are to cocky to function. Roll Big Train ladies and gents.

"I go to Garrett High School if that says anything"

by yikkkkes15 May 27, 2017

Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

Garrett

Garrett is a social human being who always relies on his family friends to organize meet ups. You'll never see him in anything but a collared button up shirt. Always up for a game of laser tag or pool. He is a great funny loyal human being.

Garrett:We should definitely meet up some time.
Person1:Yes, we should
Garrett:Let's ask Kobe to organize someththing
Person 1:Wow Garrett

by Violxttt December 26, 2017

garren stitt

e-boy that plays marty on disney's andi mack. he is also black.

Garren Stitt is the nubian king. HE founded Africa. He also killed Christopher Columbus.

by lukemullen March 16, 2019