Gardenfresh Bitch

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings

That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.

by Gazzellis November 14, 2009

Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

by 13th May 24, 2013

Gardening at night

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

by Laertes513 February 17, 2015

gardea

Essentially the name gardea, is a term for a wavy individual inwhich sports waves, and speacializes in murking opps(eliminating the opposition, catching licks (robberies), and showing incredible loyalty to his/her gangs.

"Hey Malik, you know gardea?"

"Yea he wavyyy."

by saucegodtheplug August 10, 2017

Garden turtle

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline

Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle

by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017

Garden warfare

When your plants grow fucking legs and start to fight zombies with guns and witchery

Omg not again the Garden is starting a garden warfare with that zombies.

by Jamming poop April 19, 2020

Fools garden

"Fools garden" is a German pop band, best known for their song "Lemon tree", which was a hit back in the 90's (in Europe and Asia).

"I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree..."
(Fools garden: "Lemon tree")

by jelenna December 13, 2008