Gareth

The Rizzly Bear

The Gareth jumped out of nowhere to rizz his friends

by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023

Gareth

one of the nicest people you will ever meet. trustworthy and real, someone who makes you feel like you're safe falling asleep when in the same room. you can trust him to hold your drink.

"hey who is that?"
"oh, that's Gareth. isn't he neat?"

by lil_lass March 16, 2022

Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".

How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"

by BillyHilton September 16, 2020

Gareth

Gareth is a sweet, considerate, and kind young man. Gareth’s have large and beautiful eyes along with long eyelashes, like glass oceans. He is creative, talented, and smart and an enjoyable person to be around. He can come off as shy or awkward at first, but once you get to know him he’s one of the most fun people you will get to know. He is affectionate and open about his feelings, and isn’t afraid of vulnerability or honesty about himself. He will always be there for you even when it’s hard. Any partner of his is lucky as hell and they should do everything in their power to keep him. He’s so awesome that his awesome and loving and hot and talented girlfriend would probably write an entry about him for him to stumble upon one day.

Person 1: who’s that boy with the beautiful green eyes?
person 2 presumably his hot gf: oh, that’s Gareth!

by ratslushies November 26, 2021

Gareth

The Rizzly Bear

The Gareth rizzed up his friends with lolly pops.

by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023

Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.

FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth

by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019

Gareth

Gareth is typically a guy who loves a cheeky bev! He's a down and out piss head. One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. Bit of a balloon when he's pissed. Top player with the ladies! Brilliant to ask for advice.. all round good geezer

Who's that over there?... that's definitely a Gareth that!

by Kourtney729592 December 24, 2022