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gaper

A beginner skier or snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They crash all over the place and get in your way. Refered to as a gaper because of the gap between their hat and goggles, also known as a gaper-gap. See also Guppy
I couldn't ski fast because I was too busy dodging all the gapers
by BDP December 9, 2004
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Gasperan

Sex addict, Very Talanted.
In a latin book it says you must be VERY lucky to meet such a person.Has the BIGGEST and most Muscular Penis Of ALL.
Gasperan, Sex, PENIS
by GOD OF U April 18, 2009
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gapped ass

Having an enlarged anus due to vigorous intrusion and penetration.
She left the party all gapped ass.
by Boozie7673 December 5, 2014
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Gayper

A person who is as gay as they are in the summer, as in the winter, a gay person perticularly when they are snowboarding. See the definition of "Quimby". If the quimby is the meat in the manwitch, the gayper are the surroundings. Commonly characterized by their neon snow gear, and Technine do-rag's.
Matt Cova is a fapping gayper.
by Ben January 19, 2004
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Gaper

G.A.P.E.R is an acronym for a skier or snowboarder that stands for: guaranteed accident prone on every run. They can be spotted at at the landing of jumps just out of view for those dropping, cutting people off on runs, running into people, falling off lifts, and generally making a fool of themselves. They are usually dressed in 80's ski gear or brand new gear that they spent way to much money on and have the trademark gaper gap between the goggles and hat and many times the pants are tucked into the boots.
Dude I just got snaked by that gaper

I almost landed right on that gaper in the landing of that jump
by snowsurfer September 3, 2009
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Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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gasper

Another word for a cigarrette
"Got a gasper on ya?"
by John the happy black man July 24, 2008
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