When a group of males get together with the sole purpose to mutually masturbate and jerk-off together in the same room, car or outside area. This does not necessarily mean they are jerking each other off, or having sex, it could be a group of "straight" guys who get together to masturbate and cum. A group jerk is generally more than two guys (which is a jerk off bud). A group jerk or jerk off bud is also known as a form of male bonding.
"Want to join our group jerk tonight? We already have four others and there is space for two more".
"I never miss the group jerk with my classmates, it's more fun to watch porn with others".
"Mike has the best group jerks at his apartment, since he has the biggest TV and best porn subscriptions".
"We had an unplanned group jerk in the car after lunch today, Tommy just started stroking so we all joined in. Fortunately i had a cum rag under the seat but my car wreaked when we finally got back to the office".
"I never miss the group jerk with my classmates, it's more fun to watch porn with others".
"Mike has the best group jerks at his apartment, since he has the biggest TV and best porn subscriptions".
"We had an unplanned group jerk in the car after lunch today, Tommy just started stroking so we all joined in. Fortunately i had a cum rag under the seat but my car wreaked when we finally got back to the office".
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A process by which persons who know very little or nothing about a problem at hand get together and work on solving said problem. Typically the end result is poor, and bad consequences abound.
To describe an answer to a problem that is poorly thought out or won't work.
To describe an answer to a problem that is poorly thought out or won't work.
1. The company's managers had a group think session that lasted 6 hours and yielded one bad solution to our budget problem.
2. You want me to do what? Typical group think answer.
2. You want me to do what? Typical group think answer.
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Get the group date mug.A prime example of hell. Satin only created this by mistake while he was wiping his ass using Samsungs latest flagship. Group chats aren't good for anything but bugging the shit out of innocent people and spam. Try to leave, you'll be added back unless the asshole who started it included an android. You're pretty much fucked unless you change your number.
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-lack of sleep
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-lack of sleep
-lower GPAs than Group Three Majors
-general feelings of despair and hopelessness
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