Instant-gram

The name for Instagram that is used by many older people, (Generation X, Baby Boomers, etc.), including Lilly Singh (||Superwoman||)'s "parents".

"Hey Lilly, on I have 17 followers on Instant-gram now. How many do you have?"

by vxxnsan April 26, 2019

Ass-o-Gram

receiving less then satisfactory news about a grade or evaluation score after taking a test or evaluation and thinking you did rather well up until you got the grade or score back.

another way of having your ass handed to you.

>hey Rachel, what did you get on our last criminology test?

>I got an 81%....you?

>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%

by Bam 9 October 28, 2010

Bone Grafter

A young, inexperienced girl that does not know how to give head. Provides a painful, toothy blow job experience until mentored in the proper techniques.

You get some dome last night from that hot chick braaaahh?

Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Strip-O-Gram

Portmanteau of "striptease" and "telegram". A Strip-O-Gram is a form of message delivery in which a man or woman will perform a striptease while singing or dancing. This type of entertainment is popular in many parts of the world. Typically, a Strip-O-Gram is a sexy gift given for a birthday, anniversary or bachelorette party.

At a recent bachelorette party, the Strip-O-Gram, dressed in a fireman's outfit, arrived to rescue the bride-to-be on his chopper and left 15 minutes later when he had put the fire out with his hosepipe..

by loverb6y September 8, 2013

snot-o-gram

snot-O-gram: a bitchy, critical memo with attitude.

Mr. B. sent out a snot-o-gram reminding all company smokers to get into the off-site smoking shed before lighting up, or else.

by Jeff R. June 11, 2006

flex for the gram

Making a pose for a picture specifically for Instagram

- Aight homies let's take a pic of the squad, flex for the gram!

by baebybear September 9, 2014

banging seven-gram rocks

Pulling a Charlie Sheen and doing more drugs than anyone could survive

I dont know, i probably took more than anyone could survive,
I dont know man i was banging seven-gram rocks, thats how i roll, i have one speed, and thats GO
I got tiger blood man. dying is for fools.

by Mjesus March 18, 2011