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Queef Gargle

1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.
Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.

Man puts it in her.

Man thrusts.

Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!

Man finishes.

Man takes it out.

Girl releases massive queef gargle.

Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009
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Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010
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Gargle my sap

An invitation to drink (my) sperm, derogatory (like everything hereon :P)
Any physician who's against univHealthcare can gargle my sap.
by zornfett December 7, 2011
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Gargleblasting

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.
Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012
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Grailer

An adventure competition, which involves doing insane things for a chance to find the Grail. The winning team gets up to $1,000,000. Teams consist of four players, varying in traits like (but not limited to): athletics, geekiness, intelligence, popular culture knowledge, networking, fearlessness, iron will, and craziness.

Teams are known for having "Grailer" written across their foreheads, taking stressful and awkward situations in stride, and being very tired.
Man: "Hey! We should do the Grailer this year!"
Chick: "Hell yeah, dude! Let's get our team together!"

Girl: "Daddy can I do the Grailer this year?"
Daddy: "No. Ask me when you're a badass."
by bboymcx March 21, 2016
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Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
You can go gargle a douche, dude.
by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016
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gargle mutt

A WOMAN WHO WILL USE SEMEN AS A TOOTH WHITENER
DAMN, BITCH IS A GARGLE MUTT YO!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 16, 2017
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