1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.
Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009
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by zornfett December 7, 2011
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Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?
Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012
Get the Gargleblasting mug.An adventure competition, which involves doing insane things for a chance to find the Grail. The winning team gets up to $1,000,000. Teams consist of four players, varying in traits like (but not limited to): athletics, geekiness, intelligence, popular culture knowledge, networking, fearlessness, iron will, and craziness.
Teams are known for having "Grailer" written across their foreheads, taking stressful and awkward situations in stride, and being very tired.
Teams are known for having "Grailer" written across their foreheads, taking stressful and awkward situations in stride, and being very tired.
Man: "Hey! We should do the Grailer this year!"
Chick: "Hell yeah, dude! Let's get our team together!"
Girl: "Daddy can I do the Grailer this year?"
Daddy: "No. Ask me when you're a badass."
Chick: "Hell yeah, dude! Let's get our team together!"
Girl: "Daddy can I do the Grailer this year?"
Daddy: "No. Ask me when you're a badass."
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