poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

got the gooner

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

by Your joking November 20, 2021

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

gooners

me and you...

we are gooners

by j.tk27 January 25, 2024

gooner

A long thick penis

I sent her a picture of my gooner but she hasn't responded yet.

by halfhorse September 9, 2021

Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers

"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"

by GrandAutismo131 March 28, 2024