Gonk fuck

When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.
She loves being gonk fucked . Gonk fuck is the best!
by FUCKmyASS27 October 13, 2017
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Gonk

You gonk!
by Liezee May 01, 2021
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Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.
Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.
by Dork Maul August 21, 2019
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Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.
"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"
by Junkiebum January 20, 2018
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Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising
'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'
by blue bakugan August 13, 2021
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Gonk

Gert long c**k
He has a gonk.
by catmaster18 April 21, 2021
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Gonk

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.
I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.
by thehomiesthomie November 01, 2022
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