Glizzard

A synonym for corndog. Similar to Glizzy as to hotdog

I bought you a glizzard from the fair.

by Penink1070 March 27, 2024

Glizzard

A synonym to corndog

I brought you a glizzard from the fair.

by Penink1070 March 27, 2024

Glizzard

When No Nut November carries into February and you finally let loose a glitzy. blizzard from your glizzy.

Guys, I finally got around to tuggin' the hog since No Nut November and let loose a Glizzard.

by J2theROC_89 January 12, 2026

Dizzy glizzard

When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man

The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard

by Beeeeeaaaach December 29, 2020

Floor Gizzards

A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.

"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"

by Earl! February 12, 2021

Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”

by Farmhistorian87 November 15, 2022

Pull the gizzards

to jack off a penis or anything phallic.

1. "I'm going to go watch some porn and pull the gizzards," he said.

2. "I'll pull his gizzards, anyday!"

by McAlperson November 28, 2012