Farmhistorian87's definitions

Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”

by Farmhistorian87 November 15, 2022

Wogad

A niche 19th century device used by farmers to increase the speed at which they harvested carrots. The device was akin to a forceps angled downwards with rigid prongs on its end to grip the vegetable for extraction.

The farmer used their wogad to more effectively harvest his carrots.

by Farmhistorian87 August 28, 2022