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Board man gets paid

1) Popularized by NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard, the board man, who is the person doing all the hard work of rebound that is usually not in the spotlight of the basketball game. The saying in this context simply means anyone who is working hard should get a matching reward for their hard work.

2) This saying can also be traced back to Afro-Caribbean communities where during the table games such as pool or ping pong, the board man is the third person who ensures the game is fair. In this context the saying means that whoever contributes to the success of anyone or anything, should be rewarded as well for their continuations.
Emergency workers deserve to be recognized and rewarded by our society just as entertainers. I mean, the board man gets paid, yeah?
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Caillou Gets Grounded

Caillou gets grounded are weird youtube videos made by immature kids who are also known as Go!Fags, the videos consist of Caillou doing something normal, his parents come outta nowhere and he gets grounded for stupid reasons, for example, he can get grounded for Getting an answer wrong, skipping school, or even sometimes doing nothing.
Caillou: Hi
Boris: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 7435876 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW >:(((((((((
Caillou: You are such a Caillou Gets Grounded Fag
by ElikeDrBOB June 23, 2017
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the three gets

Euphanism for meeting someone at a bar or nightclub, taking them home (get home), having sex (get off), then sending them home (get out).
"I met this hot guy last night at the bar and we went home together".

"Did he stay all night?"

"No! He was good for the three gets: get home, get off, get out".
by Jon KC June 1, 2007
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when tuan gets here

(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;

variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes)

1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come - esp. in relation to an event or action

2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action.

3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now

4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur
1. According to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. Position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. Thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in space is assigned the likelihood of the object being there. Though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. Indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in space. With some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. But, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. So, unless you're really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, I don't know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.

2. I will have sex with Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio when tuan gets here.

3. This proton will decay when tuan gets here.

4. The Middle East will cease to be a burden to Western industrialized nations when tuan gets here.
by atlasfugged August 2, 2007
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Tsirklin gets the square

A reference to "Hollywood Squares", meaning you just got dissed by Mike Tsirklin and you have no come back or your come back is weak.
Oh shit, that fool tried to snap on Mike Tsirklin but did you hear what he said about his Mom?
No
He said "Your Mom is like algebra, everybody takes her but nobody likes her."
Ha Ha, Tsirklin gets the square!
by Mike Tsirklin January 29, 2009
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five gets you ten

A saying expressing the high odds of an event occurring, stemming from the idea of 2:1 odds in gambling.
"Five gets you ten that Lindsey Lohan will get arrested at least another 3 times this year."
by Guy Charles March 1, 2008
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it gets up my ass

When something annoys you
When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass
by Avaandlaoise.45 July 11, 2019
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