I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Gave

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Gave is a nerd

by candiceballsfitinyourmouth September 13, 2021

gave them the middle finger

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture meaning "fuck you!" The raised middle finger suggests a phallus.

The driver was tailgating me, so when they passed me I gave them the middle finger.

by DonaldAlan November 10, 2022

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

gave him the suck

When a bitch sucks a man's dick

She gave him the suck right before he fucked her in her ass.

by Double 3 November 30, 2016

gave it the dick

When an individual completes an activity exceptionally well.

Bill: How did that interview go?

Al: I just gave it the dick

by Bushdidharabme November 12, 2018

gave him a haircut

Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).

Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*

John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!

by BinkyCheets July 11, 2025