fangirls

female of approximately 12-17 years old, (though this can vary) who are obsessed by some sort of celebrity/group/band.
contrary to popular belief, fangirls are not always to be confused with stalkers. Can just be happy, excited (albeit somewhat pathetic) about the celebrity/group/band they are crushing on.
However then there are the dangerous fangirls, the kind that hound said celebrity/group/band and annoy the fuck out of other people with their shrieks of 'OMFG!'
Fangirls very often give a bad name for true, normal fans.

fangirl: like OMFGGG i wanna rape Gerard Way!!
normal fan: ..fucking freak.
fangirl: shutup!1!! im gonna have his babiiiess!1!!!1!!!
normal fan: *shoots fangirl in the head*

this is a very realistic example of what may happen do you ever cross paths with a horde of fangirls. Be prepared.

by wibbleformebibble December 28, 2008

Fangirlese

An obscure language spoken by fangirls. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.

Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!

Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid

Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit

Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL

Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.

*leaves*

by l1011tristar17 February 13, 2010

yaoi fangirl

A girl who is obsessed with the "yaoi" form of anime. Generally a loving and open person who readily *glomps* or *huggles*

Some are vicious porn frieks, but most are quite personable.

Katya, a.k.a. Queen of the Yaoi Fangirls, can be quite cute, but also vicious if you get between her and her pr0n.

by Zeta Gundam March 11, 2005

Fangorn Forest

Pertaining to a female's pubic hair that is completely out of control; an untamed female bush. Pubic hair that seems to rival the forest of Fangorn from Lord of the Rings tends to frighten unsuspecting males to the point of madness. Males that are unprepared prior to coming face to face with the Fangorn usually take a vow of abstinence immediately following the encounter. Researchers are still trying to determine "what madness drove them in there".

Nick: how was your date last night?
Brett: she had a Fangorn Forest...it was like it was speaking, even moving.
Nick: oh...my...GOD.

by Bush-Whacker January 20, 2011

fangirl

A teenage girl who is kind of obsessed with a band, footballer, singer, actor etc. They are perfectly normal girls , dont look fat or ugly and most of them are cool people. There are a few who are completely crazy and scarily obsessed but most of us are just normal people who enjoy talking about hot guys and reading fanfics about them. Yes, we use words such as glomp and squee alot and maybe we slightly overuse punctuation sometimes but its fun! And we cant help it - if you fangirl over something its actually an emotion. You just literally cant help it.

Normal Fangirl 1: OMG!!! *hyperventilates* That is officially the hottest picture ever. Guh. ♥ Spanish footballers are ♥
Normal Fangirl 2: *also hyperventilates* Agreed, that is definately THE hottest picture ever. <s>apart from maybe the Stevie/Xabi kiss</s> XD And yeah, spanish guys are gorgeous.

Crazy Obsessed Fangirl: OMG!! Thats my husband!!! I married him last week and I love him so much and I would die without him!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Fangirl: Okay... But yeah he is really hot =
Crazy Obsessed Fangirl: OMG you Bitch!!! Hands off my husband!!!! Im gonna come and murder you if you ever talk about him again!!!!!! Evil Bitch!!!!!!!! I know hes hot thats why I married him!!!!!! Now fuck off and leave me alone with my husband!!!!!

by self-confessed fangirl February 9, 2007

Fangirl

Usually a girl between the ages of 10-20 you have an unnatural obsession with an anime character, video game character, singer, celebrity, ect. They are likely to squee, glomp, or huggle their said obsession.
Vergil Fangirl and proud!

Fangirl 1: Vergil from Devil May Cry 3 is SOOOO teh smex!
Fangirl 2: No! It's all about Nero!
Fangirl 3: They both suck! Vergil is friggin evil, andd Nero just replaced Dante! Dante is the GREATEST!
Fangirl 1&2: *jump Fangirl 3*
A typical Devil May Cry fangirl argument.

by Vergilsdarkqueen666 June 28, 2009

fang bang

Having sex with a vampire.

I had an awesome fang bang last night with that goth chick I met...

by J. Dark December 17, 2006