Future John

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

by Trip May 28, 2004

Future Funk

FIRST WAT THE FUNK is FUTURE FUNK!?

Funk is latin for FUMIGARE which means to smoke which later evolved into meaning something smelly and smoky... kinda like DANK ASS KUSH!!!*AIR HORN SIRENS*

Funk is also a term used by African American JAZZ musicians in the 60s for a genre of music in which musicians would GET DOWN and boogy! This of course happens when you let the spirit of JAZZ inside your booty - it can be fun when its consensional. Funk music was mainly popular in the 70s along with DISCO and afros and bell bottom pants with the boots with the fur the whole club was staring at her this music made people hit the floor next thing ya know shawty got low then in the 80s the drum machine and synthesizer changed FUNK forever

Lets also not forget Disco Demolition Night in 79 where 50000 people blew up discofunk records in the name of ROCK MUSIC Ya know just a bunch of white people blowing up AfricanLatinGay roots music rituallistically infront of the eyes of millions on television - Im sure that didn't have any long lasting repurcussions of any kind
Afterwards funk kinda died for 30 years because most record labels didn't wanna pay black bands anymore cuz with the rising popularity of rap music it was easier to pay one rapper than a whole band - ya know systematic racial economics. Basically FUTURE FUNK! is like Vaporwaves more outgoing trendy cousin who likes to go to the beach while drinking Pepsis in a vintage bikini while driving a 1985 red corvette in TOYKO yo

Frank: Hey have you listened to that future funk song Selfish High Heels?

Skylar: That one by YUNG BAE? yah I've listened to it. its some goodshit

by Bananacondastasia May 22, 2016

Back to the future

A movie that takes awsome to so many new levels.

BTTF Bi-yotch!

by Chris Skinner April 19, 2004

Future Babe

A girl that's super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness else be called a pedophile.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.

Bro, the future babes at the pool today were ridiculous.
Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.

by Xavier Charles Freeman June 5, 2016

future land Barron

45’s vision for his youngest son once all he has to worry about is keeping his orange jumpsuit all buttoned up.

He is my great white hope, and course the future land Barron of this sprawling dynasty.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Future Funk

A genre of music which uses samples from japanese or american songs from the past which can be reversed, slowed down, sped up, pitched or left alone. Unlike the similar genre vaporwave, future funk has a more upbeat fast paced 1980s disco vibe by the way the song was made

Tl;dr Future Funk is a Music genre that uses sample of past songs from japan or america and gives them a disco vibe if they dont already have it

by TheMonkeyBoy May 28, 2020

Ghost Recon Future Soldier

Ghost recon future soldier is a video game published by Ubisoft and was released for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 consoles on May 22, 2012. Excluding expansions, it is the fourth installment in the Ghost Recon series, and was announced to be in development by Ubisoft on January 22, 2009. The game has a futuristic take on the Ghost Recon series. You play as a member of the Ghost squad and do missions which are graded upon a scale of 100. Oh, and the gunsmith is freaking cool.

Bro: "I wanna use the xbox to play viva pinata!"
Me: "Not now, I'm playing Ghost Recon Future Soldier"

by The stinky bird November 5, 2012