Turd Furnace

A hot female ass.

"Damn, look at the turd furnace on her!"

by mbailey3 November 15, 2018

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

by Lobzer July 5, 2019

faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

crotch furnace

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.

This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.

by mattyw August 28, 2004

cumberland furnace

When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.

I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.

by radioedit16 April 25, 2017

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

Barrow-In-Furness

the home of teenage pregnancies, crackheads and the legendary gurnie

“Barrow-In-Furness is a shithole but it’s our shithole”

by gurnie2 June 25, 2019