Cunny Funt

A silent fart from the vagina.

Guys, I just did a cunny funt.

by scabbylips October 21, 2015

Funting bastich

Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.

- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!

- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.

- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!

by trikespotter November 26, 2011

funt cucker

your friend who you enjoy spending time with, but gradually gets under your skin until you don't like him, then you befriend him the next day

Akbar: "Oh that Tom and Michael, they're right funt cuckers."

by Sebastian 'Spider' Creed January 04, 2010

Cunny funt

A nicer way of saying fucking cunt. Mostly used instead of mad lad or other terms. Highly recommended if you want to make friends.

Shane Dawson: ay nigga, whats your cat up to?
Person #1: nothing much...
Shane Dawson: can i rape it?
Person #1: what a cunny funt

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 26, 2019

chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

Slucking Funt

When the word "BITCH!!!!" just wont do, here we have three glorious insults rolled into two, simple to understand, perfectly legal, non-words. They can be used when a THOT wont begone. It is best delivered loudly, and with plenty of Ebonics head-tilt.

"Wha'chew lookin' at, SLUCKING FUNT!!!!"
"I said 'No!', Slucking Funt!!! No sex for you!!!!"
"Slucking Funt!! Dont make me kick yo ass!!!"

by SluckingFuntWhisperer December 30, 2021

chunnel funt

A toned down version of fucking cunt meant to avoid confrontation with conservative dispositions.

You're a chunnel funt.

Aw shit dude, her best friend cock blocked you?! What a chunnel funt!

by sdsucostume September 25, 2009