Fist Flush

v- most lesbians do this. insert fist into vagina make it wet, rub around repeatedly often the goal is to make piss come out and squirt all over another girl creating wet sexy fun

Danielle and Katy did a fist flush last night.
Danielle licked katy's vagina and stck her fist in and out repeatedly then the two had fun with urine all over each other.

by kAyLaGrAc3 June 10, 2009

Post-flush surprise

A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).

Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"

Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"

Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009

a self flushing poo

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.

"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

Flush Hour

The time at which the bathrooms are most crowded, and not just the ladies room. Usually during intermissions and half time.

I had to wait an hour to do god's work... It was flush hour.

by Poopsmith January 13, 2004

Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013

family flush

Multiple family members or residents of a home defecating(shitting) or urinating(pissing) in the same toilet several times without flushing to save on the cost of water.

Joe just lost his job so he informed his wife and children they'd have to family flush till he found another job.

by roto rooter December 20, 2013

hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it

being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."

by YoshiP November 20, 2016