FUCKTARD EXPRESS 

Basically someone being a total fucktard who pulls a clusterfuck on somebody in a big hurry.

Man my ex-wife is such a bitch! Not only did she get 60 percent but she also took my new sportscar! She totally pulled a fucktard express on me.

FUCKTARD EXPRESS by Bigjon88 July 21, 2010

Homo Sapien Fucktardis 

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.

Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.

Homo Sapien Fucktardis by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011

fucktardary 

This is the classification category for all things related to or appearing to have originated as an action only obviously enacted by one bearing the label of fucktard. See also fucking retard

The concept of ebonics was banished into fucktardary almost as soon as it was publicly introduced.

fucktardary by Robert Frates August 31, 2005

Fucktard 

1. A task that is unbelievably retarded
2. A contraction of ‘fuck(ing)’ and ‘retard’
3. An adjective used to describe a person who lacks common sense
4. A word used to describe someone who does an unbelievably retarded thing that any human being with common sense would never attempt to do, like drinking 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting.

Alternative: Fucktarded
1. An action that is really fucking retarded

2. A word used to describe someone who tries to imitate fucktarded things they see on the internet, especially on YouTube, which is full of fucktarded videos

Person1: Hey, did you see that fucktarded video of the guy who drank 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting?
Person2: Yeah! I should try it when I get home!

Fucktard by shitweasel October 20, 2019

fucktard 

same thing as an asshat.

Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP.

fucktard by Seatthell January 31, 2007

fucktardary 

The actions of a fucking retard fucktard and/or that with which they engage themselves.

Harby was reputed for his fucktardary

fucktardary by Ðiego November 23, 2002

fuctard 

a retarded fuck.

"shut up fuctard"

fuctard by tendo April 19, 2003