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fuckstick

(Noun) penis, cock, schlong, dick
"I have a 9" fuckstick!"
by SIDFICK April 28, 2007
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Fuckstick

Used in the movie "Shawshank Redemption" and probably fag-prison-gaurd code for a honking huge wank. But it was funny.
I'm going to put my fuckstick in your eyeball, you conceited bitch.
by _ June 3, 2003
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Fuckstick

Dick, Cock, Man, Woman.
1.Can be used in various forms in anger or 2.in sexual dominations
1. look at this bloody fuckstick in my way
2. oh bobby give me your fuckstick
by Geoffy. February 1, 2009
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fuckstick

person appears to have been beaten with a stick until unpleasent to look at and mentally handicapped;also a long piece of pipe with a hook on the end, used to lock/unlock the block on a drilling rig.
"bite those tongs you stupid fuckstick"
by DeanR September 15, 2005
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fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone
two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013
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Gallagher Fucksticks

It is the act of a girl jerking off two guys at once under her armpits with her arms crossed. Then when the men cum, she closes her armpits tightly and pulls her hands towards her face and sniffs the jizm violently and gives a sigh of relief.
HOLY QUEEF WELLINGTON BATMAN! Jordan and Freckles just got the Gallagher Fucksticks from Cindy. I am so jealous cause only the freakiest of bitches can do that shit! What a superstar!
by Dr. Butt Cherry March 9, 2009
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Frankenstein Fuckstick

A male pornstars penis which appears to be a totally different colour to the rest of his body
"God look at the Frankenstein Fuckstick on that guy, He is pale as milk and has a brown cock"

Poor Alice was about to be penetrated from the rear when she noticed a reflection in the bedroom mirror, "christ" she screamed "you are not getting that Frankenstein fuckstick near me"
by madtechie January 7, 2008
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