Fuck

"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006
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Fuck that

A phrase which means "no" or "I'm not doing that"
I say it way too much
Woman: Hey Derek, go pick up grandma from the airport!

Derek: Fuck that
by Biddy July 04, 2005
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fuck

Means to have sex, but can be used in other fucking ways, like an adjective or a proper noun. Basically for fucking everything.
1: Let's fuck in the car.
2: (game over) FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
3: Fucking teachers giving out fucking grades.
4: You dumb fuck.
5: HOLY FUCK!!!
by Lick101 February 25, 2016
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Fuck

Friend 1 - i just screwed your mother, stole your car & pissed in your beer.
Friend 2 - Fuck.
by Babycats April 21, 2019
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fucking

adj. - Placed before anything to emphasize the fact that you are mad or you are an 8 year old who thinks its cool to cuss in every sentence.

verb - Another way of saying you are having sex.
adj. - "Hey Tyrone pass me my fucking water."
verb - "I'm going to stop fucking my cat because it really hurts.
by handydandyman January 29, 2016
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hey lets fuck tonite! it'll be fun!
by yo fucker July 21, 2018
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the word said when your phone is on 1%
"hey dude wanna play PUBG mobile?" "sure just lemme check my phone perce..." "ahh dude?" "FUCK!"
by BurningButterz September 05, 2018
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