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Fuckery

Stupid and contradictory content used to confuse people by making no sense whatsoever.
*Reads fake news article on the internet. Is confused.*

Person: What? What is this fuckery?
by doodleman212 November 16, 2016
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fuckery

n. derivative of the word fuck

Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby.
You can only get away with that kind of fuckery for so long before it turns around and bites you in the ass.

What's up with this fuckery? I don't deserve to be messed with!

Amy Winehouse - Me and Mr. Jones (partial lyrics)
Nobody stands in between me and my man, it's me
And Mr Jones (Me and Mr Jones)

What kind of fuckery is this?
You made me miss the Slick Rick gig (oh Slick Rick)
You thought I didn't love you when I did (when I did)
Can't believe you played me out like that (Ahhh)

What kind of fuckery are we?
Nowadays you don't mean dick to me (dick to me)
I might let you make it up to me (make it up)
Who's playing Saturday?

What kind of fuckery are you?
Side from Sammy you're my best black Jew
But I could swear that we were through (we were through)
I still want to wonder 'bout the things you do
by Sammielynn March 28, 2007
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cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
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fuckrobatics

It's all in the word. Shag, tag and somersaults...
Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.

"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"
by Sugalicious December 2, 2007
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Fuckrounded

Exaggerating the word "grounded" to emphasize on the possible damnation it could bring to your life.
Sara: Oh Don't worry, Just go ahead with it, No one will know ;)
Me: NOOO, if my family ever finds out I'd be FUCKROUNDED!
Sara: haha, Lol XD
by XsummergurlXPakiSalsa June 19, 2010
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fuckrub

to rub a girls back whilst simultaneously fucking her
ere watch me proper ram matts mam up the arse while i give her wrinkly back a good rubbing aswell - fuckrub.
by notmanders January 18, 2011
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fuckril

People who write their name in Urban dictionary giving themselfs compliments?
"Edward is the best in bed his shlong is" "Stfu you fuckril"
by RorySowersby April 2, 2017
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