butt-fuckery bullshit

A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.

Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”

by person 9 June 1, 2021

flim flam fuckery

A person or situation of extreme absurdity and or/foolishness. Something that causes one to disbelieve what they've seen and/or heard. An appearance so foul as to deter one from engaging in contact.

mMn, did you seen wtf that chick had on? That was some flim flam fuckery

by Aj Ghost October 20, 2010

Intense Fuckery

The act of being in a situation that is getting really bad, really fast.

"Dude this boss level is some intense fuckery"

by ShadedArtZ August 30, 2016

Scale of Fuckery

Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show

I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.

by T-D May 10, 2016

Intense Fuckery

When you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret

yo that was some Intense Fuckery when you licked your nipple the other day and sent it to us

by TheSickestFuckEver April 14, 2016

Xylophone Fuckery

A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.

"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"

by RandyL October 16, 2003

fuckery

1. sex
2. general shenanigans

Fred and Nastasya were having fuckery all night.

We got into all sorts of fuckery yesterday.

by Frank Schitz September 5, 2010