fuckluckary

Avoiding failure by accident but it appeared you knew what you were doing.

Trip while carrying items yet catch them all before they hit the ground, pure FUCKLUCKARY!

by Phillipmikehunt August 1, 2015

fucksocks

condom, sheath, johnny, french letter

"I'm just nippin' to the bog to buy some fucksocks before I shag yer later on"

by mutton_phal April 10, 2004

FuckKnocker

FuckKnocker is a noun. It can be used as a term of endearment or another way to call someone an asshole or some other derogatory name.

Most recently, it is the term that I have coined for certain members of management who have gone out of their way to screw over my self and many of my peers.

My good friend Paul just told me that I could not take a trip to NY to visit a client. Hey Paul, why you being such a FuckKnocker?

Our Senior VP in charge of marketing just terminated 25 jobs from the group but will still keep his own (and get a raise). Hey Kevin, your a giant FuckKnocker!

by Mikeisloud September 10, 2011

fuckstock

A synonym for your Dick

Dude I just stuck my fuckstock in Jill last night...

by Laver July 7, 2007

fucksocks

a geordie twat.

hello fucksocks you old cunt!

by frogshit July 8, 2003

fucklicker

One who licks cum off the genitalia after sex. Alternative to cocksucker, motherfucker, or asshole.

That fucklicker stole my cigarettes!

by Chris October 11, 2004

fuckockle

1. When your life is worse then fucked.
2. When that dude over there is too wasted to dance, and he dances anyway.
3. something to say when you stubbed your toe.
4. Another word for a "cocktease" But like there REALLY good at it. And they really piss you off.

1. Damn. my dog died, then i lost my job, then i spilled coffee on my favorite shirt. My life is fuckockled
2. The guy is so fuckockled. He can't dance!
3. That girl is such a fuckockle.
4.Fuckockle!

by Crom, master of metal January 12, 2008