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cognitively fucked

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.
Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.
by sleepywantbeer October 2, 2009
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fucked up

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly fucked up', or 'extremely fucked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of damage. A wonderfully universal root word, to be sure.
1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just fucked up my thumb by slamming it with my hammer!"
2. (mentally): "That chick is SO fucked up, she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"
3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is fucked up! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"
4. (performance-wise): "This horse's lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"
5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that!"
by Phalanx October 3, 2004
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fucked in the game

1. In a bad situation with no way of getting out; catch-22.
2. Loosely meaning beaten or defeated by some obstacle in life
3. Between a rock and a hard place.
4. A song by rapper Spice 1.
"He has a test he ain't studied for? Oh well, I guess he just fucked in the game."
by PM123 August 4, 2007
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cant be fucked

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.
"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."
by Diego July 8, 2003
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fucked her brains out

when a man fucked a women so hard she had multiple orgasms and shakes her legs while she cant control it and also takes a fat ass nap afterwards.
Trey: "fucked her brains out "
Kevin: " damn she shaking?"
Trey: " hell yea"
Kevin: "my boi"
by Jaedyn <3 March 29, 2022
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fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010
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Trump fucked

To have the ability to do some real good with what you have and just piss it away for general reasons.....
Damn dawg. You could have helped dem people living beside you but you just Trump fucked em.
by Beowulf78 September 4, 2017
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