something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do
jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe
jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe
amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!
amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period
ali: we have science
mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant
jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me
amanda: ok i’m ready babe
jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe
amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!
amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period
ali: we have science
mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant
jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me
by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019
When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
by Lil Booty February 03, 2017
Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.
'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'
by Vinylist January 19, 2014
fuck me means when you want .. why are you searching this up anyway it means you want someone .. das the end deal with it
by fuckyoubitchgosuck- May 10, 2020
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
by Robert._. November 07, 2019
A term used when you want someone to get their hot dick in your ass.
For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.
For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.
by pussydestroyer69dude June 11, 2016