titleofyoursextape's definitions

knocked up

when a guy gets you pregnant by accident , whoopsies

felisha: man i’m feeling so sick today kylie

kylie: omg babe are you knocked up???
felisha: oh SHIT !

*dramatic head turn*

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

i hate you

either meant in a jokey way or they fucking dislike u a lot

liam: your so ugly

gemma : I HATE YOU

liam: wait rlly
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liam: your so ugly

gemma: omg i hate you!! 😂😂
liam: nah babe u love me

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

Gtg

means got to go , is used in text, used when you have to leave the convo or used when you want to go back to watching netflix cuz the conversation is plain af and u can’t be asked to text

person 1: what’s your favourite colour?

person 2: I gtg bye

person 1: oh ok , talk later?
person 2: sure ....

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

fuck me

something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do

jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe

jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe

amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!

amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period

ali: we have science

mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant

jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019