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fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.
I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020
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Flashlight

Term used for a man's penis when you like to be secretive.

An inside word to your lover that signifies your penis.
"ouch! hey, you just hit my flashling."

"oh dang! you turned on my flashlight (;"
by Carebear21 June 24, 2008
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fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it
My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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Fleshlight Buddies

Fleshlight Buddies are two or more stoned cadets who enjoy using a Fleshlight to jack off other cadets' dicks and giving them swirlies on their cock-heads giving them awesome Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasms, and then sucking the warm cum out of it and swallowing.
Matt, Casey, Connor, Brandon, and a few other cadets are my Fleshlight Buddies!
by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.
Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?
by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020
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