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FaceBook foreplay

1.The act where two or more people attempt engage in Facebook activities on one computer in attempt to bring some excitement back into a relationship and /or raise desire of partners for human contact or conversation. Any attempt to use a personal computer,phone other device to entertain share teach or explain anything via Facebook expecting positive results. Always results in one or more people getting Facebook played as forplay is to getting laid
Fighting now more popular than fucking for college students according to recent Facebook poll! Kids these days are thinking flirting online will lead to to getting laid in the real world but its just Facebook foreplay for these facebook fucks. A Craislist pay date beats a Facebook foreplay fight!
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Freelay

The freestyle relay usually at the end of a swim meet.
Only the fastest four swimmers on the team can swim in the freelay.
by C. Praley November 20, 2007
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freeloader

someone who takes advantage of obtaining anything that's free,
Elyjah and Sammy are freeloaders; they always take my candy!
by M. Warns September 13, 2006
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freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.
Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!
by Amandel December 28, 2006
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freeloader

Someone who leeches off others while contributing virtually nothing in return. Usually they are unemployed and/or extremely lazy. They are generally easy to identify from the general public due to their constant requests to borrow other people's money, get rides, or even coming to restaurants with a group, then ordering food and never paying for themselves, etc
Freeloader friend - "Hey man can I borrow some money, I'll pay you back Tuesday I swear"

*Tuesday comes* "Hey something came up but I'll definitely get you the money next week"
Rinse/repeat
by Bob1248 May 23, 2008
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Foreplayer

A) Someone who practices the art of picking up but never actually takes someone home.

B) Someone who engages in sexual activites with another person but never actually has sex.
"That guy can get so many chicks but never actually follows through with any of them. He's such a foreplayer!"
by DrMolotov July 27, 2009
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Family Foreplay

When you do sexual things with a family member such as blowjob , handjob , fingering , etc. and enjoy it.
Guy 1: So what is the worst thing you have ever done with a guy?
Girl 1: I gave a blowjob!

Guy 1: To who?
Girl 1: My step cousin

Guy 2: ohhhhh, sounds like someone likes a little Family Foreplay
by It happened. October 23, 2011
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