When bae cares about your hydration so much that you just whip out your foot and stuff it into a pan of syrup while getting chased by Front Man from the Squid Games!!!
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
Get the Angry Sticky Footymug. Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
by Footerhouse November 4, 2022
Get the Footymug. A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.
I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!
by Chr0me May 8, 2018
Get the footie-fascistmug. The phrase attributed to an individual who is part of a greater culmination of likeminded individuals, often accumulating traits such as narcissism, arrogance, ignorance, and many more. They can also be described as “faggots” or anything else of that sort. The way these individuals operate combines being a dickhead to everyone but themselves and a few “lucky” others with unfathomably high egos and an attitude so foul, one would have to see a footy boy to experience it.
by Professional faggot analyst May 10, 2025
Get the Footy boymug. by Sticky-Footy December 8, 2024
Get the Sticky footymug. by Fupanisms April 10, 2023
Get the Footymug. Them boys that some ppl cheer for a recess! And think they are cool for it! Yet, they are not :O Surprised?! I think so!
"Hey look! Them there Footy-Ballz are pretty hot ;) Too bad them ppl are making total ASSES out of them selves:(
by Abby!27 December 17, 2010
Get the Footy-Ballzmug.