fondle

Sophisticated, middle age term for rubbing in a sexual manner.

And lo, Robert XXIII did set forth lustfully amongst his sexual organ, and it didsth respond to his fondling in an acceptable manner, not unlike such of that of a mongrel when it is stroked; And there was much rejoicing.

by Buttfucked September 29, 2003

Fifth dimension fondling

When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu, you have experienced fifth dimension fondling. It is when your fifth dimension counterpart has had his daily fap before you got around to it.

I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some fifth dimension fondling before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.

by thedaqngleangler February 18, 2015

fondled

the autocorrected version of "donesies"
see donesies

Band camp is totally fondled, guys!

by saw2th August 23, 2011

fondle

to toy with in a sexual manner

would you like to fondle my bussoms

by allyson November 13, 2002

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009

fondulicious!

An exclamation at the pure delectableness of a chocolate fondue dessert.

Mmmmmm, I love dipping marshmallows and strawberries into this fountain of melted chocolate - it's simply fondulicious! (Note: dipping grapes in chocolate...not so good - makes them taste like celery)

by Erin Richmond January 31, 2008

Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.

"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.

by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008