Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls

If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo

by Floridianwaterpoloenjoyer July 19, 2025

floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard

Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.

“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday”
“What the fuck you’re disgusting”

by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025

Floridian slip

When a male or female travels to Florida with the intent of partying but ends up doing crack

Man, I went to Florida to watch the Jags game and I ended up having a Floridian slip...

by SpyCDiarrhea November 18, 2025

Floridian Rock-tiller

Albuquerque Deposit; Cousin of the Portuguese Snow-Blower, It is the action of depositing methamphetamines into the anal cavity causing intoxication and chance of addiction.

Gave that bitch a Floridian Rock-tiller, she'll be hooked on my shit for years.

by Mr Porn Guy December 17, 2025

Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.

Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Floridian Papatims

Giant male boobs the size of hot air balloons

My best friend has a gigantic set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 14, 2025