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Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.
“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”
by Armydog81 December 14, 2023
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Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather
Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands
by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022
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Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024
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Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024
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floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012
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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022
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