flog the whale 

stroking a giant cock

Baby, most people flog the dolphin, but with me you have to flog the whale

flog the whale by Fallatio Constantine October 10, 2007

flog hopper 

To pull a masturbatory act on the toilet.

Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.

Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.

flog hopper by Blunt Monk February 7, 2018

Flog the clog 

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

Flog the clog by Static1432 October 23, 2009

flog kilpatrick

The process of taking a dump before one proceeds to masturbate.

Each member of the band "hanson" have a flog kilpatrick before each of their stupid incest gigs.

flog kilpatrick by ScottyJay May 31, 2004

Flog the dolphin 

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

Flog the dolphin by Assi9 January 5, 2017

Flog Gnaw 

A word Tyler The Creator used to leave the impression that he's cool, and indeed not a dyke according to Twitter.

"I am not a dyke, flog gnaw."

Flog Gnaw by SlobAnMahNOB December 6, 2011

Flog Gene 

A slang term describing a woman's disposition to perpetually nag and verbally demean her husband or boyfriend.

Why does he take her verbal abuse? She must have the flog gene.

Flog Gene by Chrisy Smith February 15, 2008