lockdown puppy

a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.

My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.

by BranstonBeans69 June 8, 2023

homework lockdown

staying in your house rather than going out to party in order to get a long homework assignment finished

He's in Mandarin homework lockdown learning to count to 100 by tomorrow.

by RockerHZ September 30, 2011

The Lockdown Do

Where one usually has outstanding hair but due to being on lockdown, unable to leave the house and the barbers shut. Measures have to be taken to keep the fresh ass look you solely crave.

Yo Doogie! this Lockdown got my mop a mess man!.

Now then Dave, get yourself The Lockdown Do on the go, you'll look fresh as shit!

by sneaky89 March 29, 2020

Cock-Blockdown

When you're horny as fuck for some Tinder dudes cock, to give you a good pussy pounding, but this Covid-19 has you on lockdown

Cheers to Covid 19, for being the biggest cockblock in 2020. Just rang my beak dealer and offered my pussy out for a gram of bash. He is self isolating, so no cock and no bash. What a Cock-Blockdown this is!!!

by Anna Key DnB April 28, 2020

during lockdown

The period of time where you're forced to change your lifestyle or be left to suffer alone, because your government told you to.

During lockdown, I found myself playing video games most of the time, when I should've started college this year.

by Bryn89 November 11, 2020

The Lockdown Effect

When you recall an event to have happened a year ago, when in actual fact it happened two years ago

“remember our trip to spain last year”
“that was two years ago, we were in lockdown last year”
“must be the lockdown effect”

by Addiscum June 13, 2021

‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.

Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.

by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021