Fetch

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

by KamIsTotallyFuckingAwesome May 17, 2011

tom fletcher

amazingly talented musician from a band called mcfly.
i mean, this man can do it all.
he sings, writes music, plays guitar and the piano.
tom is also very attractive, and is a favorite of perez hilton!
he started mcfly after auditioning for 'Busted' and being rejected.
Whoever rejected tom, must feel like a dickhead now.

CHEESE TWISTS!<3

ayee tom fletcher, i love that boyyy.

by mclaura November 8, 2007

fetcher

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Fletcher

A fletcher is a gang boss. He should be referred to as “boss”. If you don’t call him that he Will break your ankles

Person 1: fletcher is cool
Person 2: don’t call him that he will break your ankles

by fletcher "boss" gang October 21, 2021

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008

fletcher brown

A super hot guy in general and crazy kind guy. He's super smart too. He's hard to find but when you find him never let him go. He'll be the greatest thing that's ever happened to you. Go out and find yourself a Fletcher

Oh, damn that fletcher brown killed it on and off the dance floor last night!!

by Jamal Hawkins January 10, 2017

Fetch Boy

A person in a friend group that is deemed "researcher", settling any arguments by Googling the answer in real time (never assigned to someone with an Android and never a ginger).

"Wait, you don't need to crack that beer bottle over Luke's head, we have a Fetch Boy to settle this; Fetch Boy run the numbers on how many nose jobs for Khloe Kardashian."

by sofirstlady March 21, 2023