flabertypanglewangle

An expression of frustration, normally when a car pulls out in front of you unexpectedly

“Oh flabertypanglewangle what a prat”

by ellxehxwell April 28, 2022

flabercated

To be angry and confused

Jen was flabercated when her head blew up.

by Jenise, Kaneene, Whit July 21, 2008

Flabbertastic

While lusting upon Flab that escalates to a whole new level that is then to be described, leads to flabbertastic.

Ben is so, just, like, fatter than average i guess.

Yeah, his life is just, flabbertastic.

by B Nappy May 10, 2007

flabortion

when a man calls an abortion when he is too much of a pussey to use the real word or there are chldren around

take your hoe to the John salvy clinic for a flabortion . take my advice . now be quiet, mass is about to start .

by carole and RIch October 18, 2007

flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 8, 2009

Flaberquoid

(Flabber-coid)N a piece of fatty tissue under the armpit

I think i tore my flaberquoid

by gymboy318 February 23, 2010

Flabernijit

Word used to describe someone who is a worthless pile of crap. Usually used for someone who thinks they are superior to you, but in reality, they aren't. Also used to describe someone hailing from Wisconsin.

Heather-You are such a flabernijit these days!

Thomas-shut yo bitch ass up.

Heather-FLABERNIJIT!

by the jokster161 February 22, 2010