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Fister saster caster unit

An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.
Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.
by Mergeman September 30, 2008
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fisterical

A living being (namely a human being) whose behaviour is so hysterical, that they are now raising their fists ready to fight.

There are many stages to hysteria.

Some "scream and shout, and let it all out."

Some are mad typists on the other side of the digital platform, probably sitting on a platform waiting for a train as they rile others up.

Some bitch to their friends and start gangs tjat build up resistance to something that they feel uncomfortable with, yet have not confirmed is valid or true.

And some get so upset that they act in anger before they think clearly about what it is that bothers them, if it is actually bothering them, or even if the information is true.

The people who get upset may get "Fisterical" and try to punch anyone who brings up a topic that just pushes their wee little internal buttons.

Whether or not the unknowing opponent is actually part of the topic, or whether they are just partaking in the discussion of the topic, the keen Fisterical player will often hear only what they want to hear.

One may also use the term "fisteria", which is a state of becoming (or being) Fisterical. Sounds a bit like "fist, stare at ya", (ie: I got my fists ready and am starin' at ya). Similar to the physical representation of the word.
"Oh my gosh Samantha, he is so Fisterical, I think he is about to punch a wall or something."

"My dad got a bit Fisterical at my mum when she told him about the accident. Im glad he didn't act on it."

"My favourite soccer player got a bit Fisterical after the game and encouraged more fisteria to ensue."

"I wouldn't look at her that way, she gets a bit of fisteria when she thinks people are making fun of her. Best to stay away."
by Mr H20 July 3, 2022
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Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse
"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Penguin Fisters

A famous YouTube channel dedicated to making people laugh, it's a symbolization of Josh's daily habits and what the channel revolves around.
Guy 1: Yo' you heard of Penguin Fisters?
Guy 2: Get away from me dude...
Guy 1: Yo' dawg seriously, Penguin Fisters is the shit.
by Don Socrates January 27, 2013
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Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.
by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019
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Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
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Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.
She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.
by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024
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