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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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Yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".
I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.
by Drakoulias April 21, 2024
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The firework is beautiful isn't it

When you love someone but you know that they don't have the same feeling for you and you are willing to let it go / to move on even if you never had a relationship. ( a one sided love)
The firework is beautiful isn't it, i love you but i know i need to move on even though we didn't have been in a relationship.
by Piparshy December 28, 2021
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firework head

When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.
That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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Chocolate Firework

When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.
Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!
by Fjord Haymo December 10, 2010
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Firework fudd

A person who believes in extreme firework regulation. Thinks the public should only be allowed to purchase snakes and sparklers.
Joe Dirt’s friend Kicking Wing was a firework fudd
by Trice9 June 12, 2022
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drive-by fireworking

When you throw fireworks out of a moving vehicle. Usually done in residential areas.
The Grand-Am was egged because it was speeding through the neighborhood while the occupants inside were drive-by fireworking.
by Mr. Salt July 10, 2006
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