stick figure porn

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.

Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.

by PaxImperator March 27, 2009

six-figure hippie

A wealthy leftie who exhibits the unpleasant shrillness of any political absolutist alongside the stuck-up NIMBY attitudes of any other wealthy person.

A politically-correct, nanny-statist, granola, bleeding heart who make over $100,000 a year in a job that probably violates their professed political beliefs on some level. They are riddled with the guilt of the rich and make up for it by trying to impose their very specific lefty world views where ever they can.

These people are often lawyers, software engineers, real estate salespeople, entertainers, and/or self-help gurus.

Whole Foods Markets are designed to cater to six-figure hippies.

That woman with the designer yoga mat strapped to the top of her Prius, who pays her stylist $100 a month to make her hair look natural.

Over half of the wealthy people who live in places Marin County, California or rural Vermont can be characterized as six-figure hippies.

by erielhonan March 10, 2010

figure it out

What you tell someone when they have successfully completed a task. If you have a puzzle you are trying to put together, and you finally finish it, you may be told to figure it out.

I had just solved the problem when Lil' Tone jumped in and said 'figure it out'!

by compact asian June 23, 2004

light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous

I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008

figure skater

Ok I need to clarify thigs a bit, the picture above is not called a chinese spiral, it's called a catch-foot, or beilman spiral. And there is no such thing as a "quint axel", the hardest jump in figure skating is the quad axel, never landed in competition, but it is still possible. And I heard all of you talking about how difficult and dangerous figure skating is, but you failed to mention the grace and beauty of the sport.

"Here it comes, the triple lutz, this one's big,..., wow! She landed that so beautifly and gracefully, that take-off was absolutely esquisette, and her height was amazing. She just proved herself to the judges as a TRUE figure skater"

by bootylishous November 12, 2006

clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

by YAWA March 14, 2018

So you got it all figured out, do you?

When someone has owned you to max!

Peter: -You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record, and that's why you wanted the record out of the way. Meg wanted a passport for her twin sisters to get her outta the country but the record wouldn't allow it. But Meg didn't count on me discoverin' that she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanatorium and that's where Chris came in to the picture!

Chris: - So you got it all figured out, do you?

by I am tha G November 25, 2010