Sticky Fib

A lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.

Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?

Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.

Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!

by McDoh! March 12, 2010

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

Fib

Another word for lie.

U can tell she told a fib.

by Ikwhatmsaying June 6, 2018

Fib

Fib is something that is cool,nice and just good. Fib is something that explains something good happening

That was fucking fib

by Vetle jensen fucker November 22, 2022

Lib Fib

When someone claims something as fact even though its an opinion.

John stated that red is the best color and thats a fact. He often liked to lib fib.

by DOT Regulator November 29, 2020

Fib Hound

Pro Dog

A down right dirty lier. You can not believe a word he says. He'll lie just to benefit himself despite contingent damage. And a user he is. A professional dog that can sniff out difficulty and lie his way around it. This can also be a female. "That SOB is such a Fib Hound, I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.

by Spasha April 30, 2022

FIB

Fat Indian Bitch

I got way too drunk at the party last night and ended up hooking up with that FIB #regret

by bigwood710 May 15, 2022