fernando

a hottie and the biggest homo you'll ever meet. his titties are to die for. he’s really gæ but it’s okay. he’s always in his feelings. never call him unless you wanna get ear raped. ladies he’s single so hit him
up

fernando: 😔✌🏿

by gogi69 May 20, 2019

Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.

Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.

by Silly Stan August 3, 2009

Fernando

The most handsome, perfect man you will ever meet. He is the most caring, sweetest, perfect person to ever exist. He is loyal and will treat you like a queen. (Por siempre y para siempre)

Someone: who is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Madigan: Fernando ♥️

by Irishlittledog January 27, 2022

Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022

going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop

Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom

by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008

Fernando

A bitch nigga

aye there goes that bitch nigga fernando

by nigg.tard April 3, 2020