Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

feekeys

n. feces
v. to defecate in one's pants

"Dood, guillama's apartment smells like feekeys."
"I know man, he ate too much baby food, then he feekeyed his diaper."

by Law Boy July 22, 2004

feedeem

the gayest of the gay, a feedeem Likes sucking dick while taking it in the ass.

Yo, your not a bro your a Feedeem.

by Zxcvbnmzxcvb November 12, 2010

Feeaeck

Fag and Fuck.
Prounouced as
Fe-ea-ec-k

Starts of like (Fe)ather
continues like y(ea)h
and ends like (ac)ronym
Finishes with (K)

That dude just made out with another dude in front of me, Feeaeck!

by F2F May 29, 2011

feee fee

Feee fee is a nickname for a nickname for a person with a big red beard.

With how you let your beard grow you are such a feee fee.

Hey feee fee how's it going today?

Fiona hates the first person who called him feee fee

by Allen of Tim November 15, 2016

Feeterism

Feeterism- a love for feet and anything to do with feet. Some might feel like they identify as a foot, or they can be sexually attracted to feet. Could be someones kink.

Seth- Hey I heard Lizzie was into feeterism!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!

by feetqueen November 17, 2017

Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox

Imagine some phenomenon that is only sustained by some fact (eg a relationship that only continues because two lovers eat Thai food on Friday nights). If the fact is an essential part of the phenomenon (ie there would be no relationship without the Thai food), what explains the phenomenon's initial emergence?

Edwin and his friends only discuss past night's drinking. What, then, did they discuss upon first meeting if there were no past night's of which to speak? This is a Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox.

by fefrit May 2, 2018